another post about fellatio

I had a friend staying over at my apartment (when I had roommates in west LA) before I moved to washington. Sort of a goodbye thing, even though we hardly saw each other because I don't drive and he lives in santa ana. Anywho, whenever he did stay over we ended hooking up/cuddling/making out/whatever. This time was no exception. I can't remember if we got high before or after it happened, but I'm really hoping it was before. Oh god, please let it have been before so I can have some sort of excuse...

We got to messing around, his pants were off, dong in my hand/mouth and all of that business. He had a wee bit of trouble getting fully hard and we couldn't figure out why, but I came up with an idea. I had a bottle of root beer that I got when we were at the store earlier, and I figured the carbonation would possibly tingle and stimulate him somewhat. He agreed to trying it, so I leaned over him with a mouth full of root beer and was about to begin a beej when I realized that the second I opened my mouth it would come pouring out all over him and my bed. So I swallowed it and said, "Okay. I'm going to lie down with my mouth open and full of soda. Just like... sit on my chest or something and lower your penis into my mouth, ok?"

I lay down on my back, mouth full of soda, and as he got on top of me I realized how ridiculous this was, and started laughing because there was a penis coming at my face from above. I had to quickly push him off of me and sit up because I was choking from laughter, soda coming out of my nose. Thankfully I had a clean "cum towel" I kept near my bed just in case to spit the rest of the soda into.

THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE.