420

So today's 4-20 (woo!) and since I don't have any friends out here to smoke with, I'm going to have to sit in front of my grandma's house and have my MOM light my pipe for me. In my partial defense, it's a funky pipe so it's really awkward to hold and keep my finger on the carb while lighting with the other hand.

But still, probably why I'm single seeing as this isn't the first time I've had to have my mother light my pipe for me.