"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Thursday, October 20, 2016

I am an intelligent woman.

You know when you're about to fall asleep, or browsing the internet before you go to sleep, and you're looking at watches on thinkgeek and remember that time 2 years ago when you were dating some guy and forgot how to TELL TIME?

Well guess what didn't last?

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