"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Monday, June 6, 2016

How to keep someone around.

The last time I was with a guy, I dug lint out of his bellybutton and then put a chick shaped SweeTart candy in it.

Guess who won't hang out with me now?

This is why I'm single.
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