"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Why?!

You ever have a moment where you feel so lonely it's exhausting? Like, out of nowhere, HEY REMEMBER ME, YOUR TEAR DUCTS? Y-yes, but wh- I KNOW YOU WERE JUST WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT I THOUGHT I'D JUST... YA KNOW, REMIND YOU? Anyway, aside from not being able to sleep lately, I'm pretty wrecked right now.

So I was just idly scrolling through okc profiles seeing if there's anyone who looks like they'll be good conversation when I squinted at this guys photos and thought, "no, he has too many eyes"

too many eyes?

too many eyes.

He has TWO. The normal amount of eyes.

What the hell, man. I need help. And sleep.

(I still don't want to talk to that one.)

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