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to be continued

More on crying...

I just saw Kung Fu Panda 2 last night.

FIVE TEARS WERE SHED.

I actually had to hold them back through most of the movie because any slightly touching or sad moment made me all misty-eyed. It was pretty ghey. I didn't bother to hold back for the first Kung Fu Panda, though. I was in HYSTERICS when the turtle died.

This is why I'm single.

Hair. Again.

Oh GOD I just found a small bundle of hair tied in a loop that I had saved about a month ago. I was going to add it to my bag of hair that I had taped to the wall, but I forgot and thought that I threw it out or lost it before I moved. It was stuck to a sock that fell inside of a bag of things I need to return to my sister...

And now:

I kept it on top of the TV for a long ass time, but I've rearranged my room one too many times and this last time it disappeared. I'm sure it'll turn up when I move out.

Edit: Moved. Found it.

Edit 2016: Still have it.

This is why I'm single.

Because lizards.

Remember how I spent a lot of time with my two best friends one summer? Well, Tony was hangin' out for drinky time and before I started putting my hair on people, I poked him IN THE FACE with my lizard until she gave him "kisses."

I was not, at any point, inebriated last night.

Also, I have likely done this to several other people in the past.

This is why I'm single.

More on hair.

Last night I had some people over to play a drinking game. At some point, I noticed there was a hair on my shirt so I pulled it off and I PUT IT IN MY FRIEND'S BEARD. I just stuck it to the side of his face and it... almost seemed to just sink into it, maybe caught part of his mustache as he tried to get it off. I then collected some more hairs and put some on his brother's leg and one in his friend's hair.

THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE.