On tattoos.

I think I was in my senior year of high school or something when I was at my friend Alex's house. I had acquired a tattoo of a lion's profile with its mouth open and I have no clue whose idea it was but I ended up putting the tattoo right next to my nipple. It was meant to look like the lion was eating my nipple. I LET ALEX TAKE A PICTURE ON HER MACBOOK. PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT. WE POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET. OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT?!

This is why I'm single.