HALT!

The other day I was in the car with my friend. I wanted to taste his Naked Juice so I bothered him for about 5 minutes about it until he gave in and handed it to me. I then made him pull over because I couldn't manage to take a sip while the car was moving.


This is why I'm single.

right now.

Right now I'm sitting on the toilet with my laptop updating my blog. AGAIN.

Before this I was pooping and answering an email I got on AnoniDate as well as talking to my ex (justin) on facebook. Told him I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I say something to him he keeps going "ssshhhh." I am also listening to the japanese version of Hakunamatata.

This is why I'm single.

IT'S NOT A PILE, IT'S A SCATTERPLOT!!!

Here are some parts of conversations that I have 1) had, and 2) bothered to screencap/photograph.



>Justin is my ex.




>This one's an internet friend who I am generally very creepy towards. I actually texted him this photo without entering the text in the IM box.




>Random internet person I wasn't too keen on talking to and... I honestly can't offer an explanation for this one, other than lolstatisticsreference?



CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS. This is why I'm single.

my pokemans, let me show you them

I'm taking a summer physics course, and my professor was showing us a previous midterm he gave so that we knew what sort of questions to expect. My eye caught this, and I was REALLY excited:



Later that day, I decided to send my teacher an email. It said, "Will there be any Pokemon on this week's midterm?"

This is why I'm single.

And, yes, there were Pokemon on the midterm.

because I'm five years old

I went to a strip club for the first time with a few of my friends for my friend Eric's birthday. They're not allowed to sell alcohol, but we got coupons for a free admission if we purchased a drink. I think everyone just ordered coke or something. I ordered a Shirley Temple. I got two cherries!

This is why I'm single.