"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Sunday, July 11, 2010

because I'm five years old

I went to a strip club for the first time with a few of my friends for my friend Eric's birthday. They're not allowed to sell alcohol, but we got coupons for a free admission if we purchased a drink. I think everyone just ordered coke or something. I ordered a Shirley Temple. I got two cherries!

This is why I'm single.

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