IT'S NOT A PILE, IT'S A SCATTERPLOT!!!

Here are some parts of conversations that I have 1) had, and 2) bothered to screencap/photograph.



>Justin is my ex.




>This one's an internet friend who I am generally very creepy towards. I actually texted him this photo without entering the text in the IM box.




>Random internet person I wasn't too keen on talking to and... I honestly can't offer an explanation for this one, other than lolstatisticsreference?



CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS. This is why I'm single.