I've wanted my lip pierced for a few years. At first I just wanted a ring, but for a while in high school I really really really wanted snake bites. I was sort of obsessed with the idea. I wanted the little studs instead of rings, but I didn't have $80 or so to go do it. So, instead, I put dots under my lip with an eyeliner pencil and wore it around, out in the world, to school, etc. Oh, but it didn't stop there! I decided to take this silver art glue I had and put little gobs over the eyeliner dots and wear that around when it dried.
This is why I'm single.
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god, I HATED THAT SO FUCKING MUCH
ReplyDeleteYES, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SINGLE
also, don't forget the shitty webcam pictures you took of it and posted on myspace
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT. REMEMBER HOW YOUR FREEZER WOULD GET ALL ICY AND YOU BROKE OFF A HUNK OF ICE THAT WAS REMARKABLY PHALLIC, AND IT EVEN HAD A FUCKING CORONAL RIDGE, THEN YOU TOOK WEBCAM PHOTOS WITH IT??? YES???
ReplyDeleteTHOSE PICTURES _NEED_ TO BE POSTED IF YOU STILL HAVE THEM.
THAT HARD DRIVE DIIIEEEDDDDD
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