"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Friday, February 26, 2010

On piercings

I've wanted my lip pierced for a few years. At first I just wanted a ring, but for a while in high school I really really really wanted snake bites. I was sort of obsessed with the idea. I wanted the little studs instead of rings, but I didn't have $80 or so to go do it. So, instead, I put dots under my lip with an eyeliner pencil and wore it around, out in the world, to school, etc. Oh, but it didn't stop there! I decided to take this silver art glue I had and put little gobs over the eyeliner dots and wear that around when it dried.

This is why I'm single.

4 comments:

  1. god, I HATED THAT SO FUCKING MUCH
    YES, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SINGLE

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  2. also, don't forget the shitty webcam pictures you took of it and posted on myspace

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  3. HOLY SHIT. REMEMBER HOW YOUR FREEZER WOULD GET ALL ICY AND YOU BROKE OFF A HUNK OF ICE THAT WAS REMARKABLY PHALLIC, AND IT EVEN HAD A FUCKING CORONAL RIDGE, THEN YOU TOOK WEBCAM PHOTOS WITH IT??? YES???

    THOSE PICTURES _NEED_ TO BE POSTED IF YOU STILL HAVE THEM.

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