"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Too much information? Never.

Whenever I am pooping, I will send a mass text to certain friends exclaiming (proudly), "POOPING!"

Edit2016: Accidentally sent one of those texts to my stepmom some years back and whenever I visit she asks if I still text my friends when I'm pooping...

This is why I'm single.

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