My first sexual fantasy involved dinosaurs.
Let me slow down for a second. I don't mean in a furry/otherkin sort of way. What I mean is that when I was around six, my first sexual fantasy was a daydream that I was super rich, that I had my dad buy me a PTERODACTYL, and that myself and my boy of choice flew on the pterodactyl and had sex in the low-layer cumulus clouds.
Also, last week I was hooking up with a guy and I pretty much just zoned out and started thinking about how cool triceratops are.
THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE
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