I am not a Jedi

In either my Junior or Senior year of high school, there was a week or two where I would bring my collapsible light sabers to school. I'd either keep them in my backpack, or hook them on to a belt like little jet packs or something. The last time that I did this, I was wearing platform boots that were too large for me and having a light saber "battle" against my friend Marie. We were on a rather lumpy hill, and I ended up getting wounded in battle. I stumbled on a lump or dip of sorts and pulled a tendon in my foot. The lady that supervised (sat like a vulture at) the front gate waddled over, yelling something about weapons in school and confiscated them until the end of the day. I had to use crutches for at least a week until my foot healed.

>I PULLED A TENDON IN MY FOOT WHILE PLAYING WITH LIGHT SABERS

This is why I'm single.