"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

BECAUSE RYAN.

That is why!

I have a few things to say about this fellow, but before I post a long post on how exactly I met him, I will share with you this IM I sent him:

babydickmatt: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ryaaannnn
babydickmatt: i ate this cookie from school that was really gross and REALLY dry
babydickmatt: and it like
babydickmatt: cut the roof of my mouth, but instead of a little pain it just... PEELED off a large flap of skin
babydickmatt: so gross
babydickmatt: i could feel it dangling
babydickmatt: and i had to peel it out of my mouth

Yeah, he never responded to that.

This is why I'm single.

>QUEEN OF TMI, BOY LET ME TELL YOU.

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