"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Did you say... CHOCOLATE?

I was eating packages of M&Ms in bed and about an hour or two later one of them fell off of my back and onto the kitchen floor.

It was a little melty.





...I just found another one.

I am an intelligent woman.

You know when you're about to fall asleep, or browsing the internet before you go to sleep, and you're looking at watches on thinkgeek and remember that time 2 years ago when you were dating some guy and forgot how to TELL TIME?

Well guess what didn't last?