Why?!

You ever have a moment where you feel so lonely it's exhausting? Like, out of nowhere, HEY REMEMBER ME, YOUR TEAR DUCTS? Y-yes, but wh- I KNOW YOU WERE JUST WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT I THOUGHT I'D JUST... YA KNOW, REMIND YOU? Anyway, aside from not being able to sleep lately, I'm pretty wrecked right now.

So I was just idly scrolling through okc profiles seeing if there's anyone who looks like they'll be good conversation when I squinted at this guys photos and thought, "no, he has too many eyes"

too many eyes?

too many eyes.

He has TWO. The normal amount of eyes.

What the hell, man. I need help. And sleep.

(I still don't want to talk to that one.)

Because I never should have snitched on Yuuya

I entered the text after, I just don't know how to screenshot it otherwise.

Because my first time in Vegas

I may have some minor details wrong but basically this dude was flirting with my friend and she thought he was cute but wasn't sure if she wanted to fuck him or not so we just sat there making awkward turtle hands and he got so creeped out he got up and left.