"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Monday, May 20, 2013

More on middle school.

While watching The Princess Diaries I just remembered...



WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL in Washington, I had a crush on this guy Craig. During one of the school dances, we ended up dancing together to a slow song and the only thing I think I said to him that night was "I have that shirt." It was a plaid/checkered shirt of pale yellow, tan, and either an olive green or blue grey and I'm pretty sure the one I had was actually meant to be a small boy's shirt.

I can't recall if this was the Halloween dance where I was dressed as a can can dancer and everyone kept asking me if I was a prostitute.



-And so can you

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