"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding

I lost a banana in my bed today.

After getting about an hour and a half of sleep, I grabbed some pretzels and a banana to munch on before class. Not being in the mood to dedicate any effort to banana-eating, I set it on my bed and headed out. After class, I could not find the banana. I don't know where it is. Help. I don't understand.

-This is why I'm single

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