"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding

I lost a banana in my bed today.

After getting about an hour and a half of sleep, I grabbed some pretzels and a banana to munch on before class. Not being in the mood to dedicate any effort to banana-eating, I set it on my bed and headed out. After class, I could not find the banana. I don't know where it is. Help. I don't understand.

-This is why I'm single

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Unnnhhhhh

Posted about some guy, his creepy ex creeped my blog and wasn't pleased, guy told me not to post about him.





Lol.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

I am in no mood for stories at this hour













However, this does a nice job of summing up what it's like when I get a crush on someone.

-This is why I'm single