Before I moved, I had to put all of my things in storage and stay at a friend's place for a week until the apartment was ready. I dyed my hair pink while I was staying there, and happened to have shed many a pink hair... all over his studio. In subsequent weeks [EDIT: MONTHS], I have received the following texts:
I just coughed and a pink hair floated to my laptop screen and got stuck to it.
I just found one of your pink hairs on my chest...
I'm at trent's house and I just almost ingested one of your pink hairs
Trent 01/12/2012: Sitting in the dentists office lobby.... picking lint off of my clothes....pondering the effects of cigarette smoke...found a pink hair on my shirt.
This is why I'm single.
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