WOW.

Soooo... I started playing WOW in August.

I was talking to some guy on OkCupid who also played WOW and we decided to start questing together. We used Skype for ease of communication and ended up getting along pretty well. And by "pretty well" I mean that I said "fuck you" every ten seconds and he replied by calling me a dick and telling me to be nice. He continued to initiate conversations and quest with me despite my overbearing friendliness. Ends up dudebro lived pretty close to me so I agreed to hang out with him. IRL. But I only if all we did was play WOW.

Evidence of my REMARKABLE social skills and a wide range of HIGHLY ADMIRABLE INTERESTS.

This is why I'm single.

Shelving.

I have been looking to buy a 6-7ft tall bookcase to properly display the following:

The Redwall series in its entirety.
My limited edition Pokemon gold plated card collection
Half of my Beanie Babies, particularly my Asian Pacific bear exclusives because those really shouldn't be stowed away in a box.

This is why I'm single.

Hair. Again. CONTINUED

Before I moved, I had to put all of my things in storage and stay at a friend's place for a week until the apartment was ready. I dyed my hair pink while I was staying there, and happened to have shed many a pink hair... all over his studio. In subsequent weeks [EDIT: MONTHS], I have received the following texts:

I just coughed and a pink hair floated to my laptop screen and got stuck to it.

I just found one of your pink hairs on my chest...

I'm at trent's house and I just almost ingested one of your pink hairs

Trent 01/12/2012: Sitting in the dentists office lobby.... picking lint off of my clothes....pondering the effects of cigarette smoke...found a pink hair on my shirt.

This is why I'm single.