"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Friday, December 3, 2010

WHY PENIS MAKE YOU CRY?

So apparently, now, whenever I am... partaking in a particular activity with a young sir, my eyes water profusely and I occasionally need to sniffle. Not. Sexy.

Edit2016: Seriously, every fucking time I have to pause and assure them that I am not crying.

This is why I'm single.

&why no one sleeps with me

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