"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Thursday, June 17, 2010

KISS ME HERE TOUCH ME THERE HANKY PANKY

I downloaded nine different versions of Barbie Girl when I was in highschool. NINE. I listened to that song religiously and recorded myself yelling it for my voicemail.

This is why I'm single.

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