"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Flirtitude?

This was the same day/guy from the previous post.

When I was changing to go stay over at a friend's house/hook up with him, Layla made fun of my panties because the brand name, "Flirtitude" was stitched across the band in front. I insisted she shut up because otherwise they were cute panties(girl's "boy briefs"). Later that day, when my friend took my pants off, HE made fun of my panties! I may or may not have punched him in the face for it... if I didn't, I probably tried to at some point for a different reason. I also freaked out when he tried to take my socks off (apparently he knows I hate that?) because for quite some time I refused to take off my Bieber shirt.

This is why I'm single.




Thought: How/WHY does anyone hook up with me? Is my MAJESTICALLY TIGHT VAGINA really worth all of my nonsense (and heat)? Apparently. Ha!

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