So today, I was checking my email and this guy's IM popped up. I found him while trolling craigslist and we'd talk here and there. I had no intention of ever meeting him or taking a conversation seriously. I told him I was in town staying at a friend's and would be slow to respond because I was going up and downstairs. Conversation somehow got to his dick and he reminded me that I had asked him before how long his penis was and he told me he'd never measured it and refused to measure it. Ends up he works not too far from my friend's house and I had nothing better to do so he found a tape measure in his office and she dropped me off outside of the building. I went up there, had him watch some porn to get hard, and measured his dick. We walked out together and parted ways after a block.
This is why I'm single.
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