Text convo between me and some 16 year old dude:
dude: So anyway, hilarious potential pedophile friend... how is the night treating you?
me: Eating polish sausage
dude: Figuratively or literally?
me: I'm not sucking the cock of a polish boy, or biting it off. I'm eating a sausage. From the store.
dude: Oh. Im part polish.
me: ............ >>
dude: << insinuations insued
LOLJK im irish
me: GOD DAMNIT
This is why I'm single - creepy as fuck, biting off dicks is hilarious
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I believe it's "ensued." What a dolt.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I was about to write that the douchefaggot spelled "ensued" wrong. AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T FUCK 16 YEAR OLDS.
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HE'S 17 NOW, BUT MY NETHER REGIONS ARE NOW RESERVED FOR ~*~ONLY ONE~*~ 17 YEAR OLD
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