I got drunk and changed my facebook name to Richard Dick Mallet. It gives me, and apparently others (success!) a mental image along the lines of smashing a dick with a blunt object. I haven't changed it back.
This is why I'm single.
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR DICKS, BOYS.
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