"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

spontaneously-combusting-girlfriend guy

So last weekend I went to visit my friend Paulie in Redondo Beach. We watched youtube poops, browsed Craigslist casual encounters for lulz, and got drunk. As usual I ended up on the floor, sliding around, and was clinging to his ankle while he dragged me through the kitchen. I wiggled my way back into the living room and got back on the couch with him so we could watch a movie, which he let me pick.

WE WATCHED BALTO.

I SQUEALED.

THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE.

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