Today, I asked five people how drunk they would have to be to let me watch them stick their penis through the hole in a donut.
This is why I'm single, unlike SOME people. I won't mention names.
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Who were the five people? Text me or something.
ReplyDeleteplus, five people who I KNOW would let you watch
1. John (sober)
2. creepy fb Alex
3. probably furry Dave
4. BLAKE
5. short Jeff circa grade 12
steve, twiggy, rue, paulie, and some myspace guy
ReplyDeleteOH NEAL TOTALLY WOULD, DEFINITELY DRUNK, POSSIBLY SOBER
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