My friend, Babycakes, and I were driving to San Francisco for a lovely night of drinking and dancing. Close to our destination I felt the urge to release my bladder. We were on the bridge leading into SF and for some reason there were cops all around. Apparently peeing in public is illegal or something (who comes up with these rules).Sage: So, I’m definitely gonna need you to pull over.
Babycakes: Sage, I can’t pull over, there are cops everywhere. Just hold it.
Sage: I’ve been holding it for a while now. I don’t think I can make it to the club. Just pull over. You know I have issues with peeing on myself!
Babycakes: Haha, just wait!
Babycakes: Haha, just wait!
Sage: Omg, I have to pee! Babycakes, I don’t want to pee in your car!
Needless to say, I couldn’t hold myself. In a beautiful spectacle of motion, I leaped into the back seat and let myself loose… in a plastic container filled with homemade biscotti. Note to self: don’t drink anything while driving long distances.
This is why I’m single.
Needless to say, I couldn’t hold myself. In a beautiful spectacle of motion, I leaped into the back seat and let myself loose… in a plastic container filled with homemade biscotti. Note to self: don’t drink anything while driving long distances.
This is why I’m single.
AHAHAHAHAHHA I love you.
ReplyDeleteI had a feeling you would bond with her on a pee-level
ReplyDeletethe best kind of bond. you wouldnt understand
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