Flirting like a pro-followup

Remember Orange Juice/Darth Vader boy? Despite me SITTING ON THE FLOOR TO TIE MY SHOE after/during ringing him up, he came back to find out my schedule so he could get my number. Super cute. So I gave it to him the next time he came in to see me and we texted for a while and made plans to hang out over the weekend. We had a little thing for two weeks before I moved back to California, and everything was going pretty well even after I had moved. We still texted, he was still super flirty, awesome. After a few days he informed me that he was just leading me on unintentionally, let it get out of hand, didn't want to hurt me etc etc. Obviously it wasn't going to go anywhere, I mean, long distance relationships are RETARDED. I was still really upset and wasn't sure how to handle myself so I replied,

"IS IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T SWALLOW?!"

Yeaaah, probably why I'm single/he didn't want to keep it going.

I MEAN THE RESPONSE, NOT THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T SWALLOW! Although... damnit.