on being super memorable

I called Alyssa to talk about a guy I met a coffee shop that didn't remember my name, and she kind of yelled at me (jokingly) about how I can't just flirt with a guy normally. Whatever.

So, I went to a coffee shop, and this guy, I'll call him Ducky (SHUT UP ALYSSA) came up to me and introduced himself, at which point I grumpily said "I'VE ALREADY MET YOU." Yeah... um. Maybe I need to not. In my defense, I've already seen him there three times- not like I've just been sitting there not talking to him, but every time he's come up to me and said hello. I tried to have a conversation with Ducky guy, but it didn't really work out after that, so I just left.

This brought up a memory from my freshman year of college, a specific incident where I met one guy "for the first time" three times. It was pretty much bullshit. Granted, I did bleach my hair between meeting him, but I didn't bleach MY FACE.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE