Him: What r u doing?
Me: Awkward date time, oh yeah
Him: Ha. Why don't you skip that and come spread your legs on my bed? =)
Me: Unless you want me to bleed on you again, pass. Sweet, sweet endometrium.
Him: Ugh.
THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE
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