College..?

It was either last spring or fall semester that I took Communications 10, which, mind you, was a college course. In the beginning of the class, we did an assignment to get to know our classmates and one of the questions asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. I answered, "a caterpillar."

Oh, there's more.

The professor called on a few students to answer questions about other classmates, and she called on a girl who read my answer. The professor asked why I wanted to be a caterpillar, and I answered "Because they're squishy."

THIS. IS WHY. I'M SINGLE.