on tact

In short, I have absolutely none. For example, almost every time there's a lull in conversation when I'm with someone in their late 20s/early 30s, I say "TELL ME ABOUT THE COLD WAR". Real sexy, right? Especially when I follow it up with "don't act like you don't know about it, you're OLD, I know what's up".

Last week, I was at a guy's house when he told me that he was on a hockey team. The first thing out of my mouth was "they have hockey teams for old people?" and then I was OUT THE DOOR. Hahaha.

A few months ago, I was at this guy's apt- a guy who was all of 5'6"- and I started laughing uncontrollably because his height reminded me of Alyssa, of which I informed him ("Hahaha, you remind me of my girlfriend that moved to Washington" "Well, that's cool" "NO, NO IT IS NOT OH MY GOD HAAAAAH").

Also, apparently skinny guys don't like it when you describe them as "wimpy". WHO KNEW?

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

(Happy NYE!)