"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Saturday, December 5, 2009

on rocky

During the summer, I spent almost every weekend at Rocky. I went so often that I was actually promoted to regular status, allowing me to go in the VIP line whenever I went, paying $5 to watch and getting in the theater first. After I watched the show, I'd either TAKE THE BUS/walk home, catch a ride, or drive myself home. I don't even talk to anyone when I go there. I JUST GO BY MYSELF, WATCH A SHITTY MOVIE, AND GO HOME ALONE.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

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