"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

on going out

This wasn't a date, nor was I with a guy that I was romantically interested in, but a few months ago I went to a concert with Mike. He had an extra ticket and invited me to come with him, so I bussed to his apartment (which was bullshit), and we drove to the arena. We were listening to the opening band, when he asked me to loan him five dollars. I refused, even though he had driven me, paid for my ticket, paid for parking, and invited me. I refused, even though I had ten dollars cash on me and my bank card. He never called me again.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

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