"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Sunday, November 29, 2009

The way to a man's heart?

I liked a boy in high school. Okay, I liked a ton of boys in high school, but with this particular one...

I'll keep this short.

On several occasions I carried a frozen burrito in my pocket or backpack in case he got hungry in class. There was a microwave.

He never did want that burrito.

This is why I'm single.

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