"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Friday, November 27, 2009

Socks

I don't like not wearing socks, unless I'm in the shower. I hate my feet touching things. When I'm barefoot, I walk on my tip-toes, especially in a pool or at the beach, and I've worn socks in rivers, lakes, and oceans before. Sometimes even shoes.

I can't sleep without my socks. If even one falls off, I usually wake up or don't sleep very well. I don't like my feet touching the sheets or blankets, although it's not AS bad if they're flannel.

What's worse is I absolutely refuse to have sex without my socks on. Any time a guy tried to take them off to be funny, I hit him or punched him in the face. It wasn't a hard punch by any stretch, but I take my sock-keeping-on very seriously and needed to make that clear.

This is why I'm single.

2 comments:

  1. Socks on during sex, that's classy

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  2. I'll second the socks bit. I just don't think bare feet are all that sexy, and y'all know my feet get so cold.

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