"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Shining, shimmering, splendid...

I had my eye on this guy since middle school and we ended up becoming friends this year. When we first started hanging out I left him a voicemail singing "A Whole New World" on three occasions. He's not the first or only person I've done that to.

This is why I'm single.

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