on twitter

I once had a twitter account devoted solely to my bowel movements. It was called "penicillinpoops" and I'd update it whenever I pooped, peed, threw up, or was on my period. I think I kept it for a month or two during summer, until I started my second year of college and it looked like it would be annoying to keep updated.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

PS- The weirdest part is that I had a few followers.