"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Friday, November 13, 2009

on hobbies

As a freshman in college, my hobby was going on to chatrooms on Stickam, convincing boys to go "on cam" without their chonies on, hitting PRT SCN for great justice, and then consulting the Google to see if their Stickam userhandle corresponded with an old AIM username, Livejournal account, MySpace shortcut, or personal website. If it did, I'd contact them through that channel, send them the screencaps, and tell them I was planning on posting them publicly to freak them out. Sometimes, I'd put the photos on Blingee and just screw around with them. I still have the folder on my computer devoted to these screencaps, videos I grabbed (for those who chose to masturbate on cam or only do a quick flash), and a video of a HSU student snorting cocaine, along with penis photos I requested via text message and email.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

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