Old man river, that old man river...

I took a JavaScript class briefly. One of the assignments was to put a bio of ourselves, some hobbies, and some interests. I guess one should put where they're from, what they do for fun, maybe some musical interests, future goals, stuff like that. Well, I did put where I'm from, but I also included that "I have the impossible aspiration to grow up to be a delightfully grumpy old man." I also included "Pillaging villages" and "Firin' mah lazor" in my hobbies.

A later assignment was to add in our occupations, employers, description and whatnot. On the first assignment I put that my nickname was Captain. For my job, I put "Pirate" and in the description I wrote that I "Do what I want cause a pirate is free, I am a pirate!"

Although I did get an 'A' on all of my assignments,

This is why I'm single.