Jeff

I have a bit of an inside joke with some friends, one of which is named Jeff, and someone I refer to as "Mojito Boy." It involves me declaring myself Jeff. It was funny when it happened, but after that it sort of stuck to my brain.

Now, often times when someone asks me my name I will tell them my name is Jeff. When I went bowling with my parents, I requested they put me as Jeff. When I get a new job, I'm seriously considering asking if I can put Jeff on my nametag.

This is why I'm single.