Icing?

When I was little, my mom and sister and I would often go out to buffets for dinner. There were a lot of buffets in Reno. One time as I was about to eat my delicious roll that one of us found... in a drawer... by the hot food, by my mom's suggestion I took the mini brown tub of pretending-to-be-butter and poured a sugar packet into it. I mixed it around, and ate it. She said she used to do it as a kid and that it was like icing.

I'm pretty sure years later she told me that she was kidding, and called me a retard while laughing.

This is why I'm single.