"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Monday, November 16, 2009

Hamsters.

My first hamster's name was Tweeker. When he died and I told my friend, she laughed. I was pissed and probably tried to hit her because I didn't understand what was so funny about "Tweeker" dying.

This is why I'm single.

2 comments:

  1. Bitch!! You didn't "probably try to hit" me, you slapped me and you know it!

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  2. singwxoutareason : LOL I DID?
    penicillinpolice : LOL YES
    singwxoutareason : LOL OOPS
    penicillinpolice : you were SO pissed, too
    singwxoutareason : DUDE HE WAS DEAD!
    penicillinpolice : mostly because I kept laughing after you slapped me
    singwxoutareason : I didn't understand!
    penicillinpolice : but that shit hurt! your nails were fierce back then

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