"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Monday, November 9, 2009

Award-winning vocabulary.

We all go through phases of foods we really like and eat a lot of for a period of time, right? I had a thing for bacon in around 9th grade. I cooked and ate an entire package of it in three days. I felt the need to tell people how I felt about bacon at the time, but unfortunately misunderstood and misused a particular word I used to describe those feelings.

"I have a bacon fetish!"

I have no idea how many people I said that to until I realized that "fetish" did not mean simply "I enjoy this thing" and nothing more.

This is why I'm single.

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