More on hair.

Last night I had some people over to play a drinking game. At some point, I noticed there was a hair on my shirt so I pulled it off and I PUT IT IN MY FRIEND'S BEARD. I just stuck it to the side of his face and it... almost seemed to just sink into it, maybe caught part of his mustache as he tried to get it off. I then collected some more hairs and put some on his brother's leg and one in his friend's hair.

THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE.